Life is a mix tape

May 19

me: *looking at energy drinks*
me: they're so pretty on the outside
me: but so disgusting on the inside
me: LIKE PEOPLE

May 18

hipthrustsandcrotchgrabs:

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

ROOF

RUSTED.

(via thegirlinthefedora)

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May 17

me when my ipod is on shuffle: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes

forced-laughter:

MAKE OUT LIKE YOU NEVER SIGNALLED AND DIDN’T SHOULDER CHECK
AND I DON’T REALLY SPEED THAT MUCH
BUT YOU DRIVE LIKE SUCH AN ASSHOLE SO YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUS

(Source: pat-attack, via ptchew)

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merestepien:

shadrach-dingle:

i would say my favourite lang brother definitely has to be either nick or matt

i see what u did there

incestuous-lesbianponies:

Make milkshakes, they said.

It would bring all the boys to the yard, they said.

(via likeflyingintoamovie)

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May 16

Nothing more attractive than a Guy who Can Pray.

godcolorsintheworld:

Actually. No. There is a difference between a guy who CAN pray and a guy who will WILLINGLY pray.
Anyone can pray. Anyone can repeat words and end it with an amen but someone who will go out of their way to pray for you or talks to God directly from their heart. THAT is the guy you want. Not just the one who “can” pray.

(Source: herhairwashercrown)

You know you’re a John Green fan when you’re

snapshotsofairytales:

studying for World history and you come across Emperor Augustus and you try and connect it to Augustus Waters.

tolkienism:

mirkwoods:

arwen: hey i just met you

arwen: and this is crazy

arwen: you are 20 and i’m 2700 but i’m in love with you and I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone

arwen: so return as a king maybe　

Aragorn was 87 in ROTK

but yeah they’ve known each other for years so I get it